Good Morning Ma'am, my name is Foster Switch.
Detective Foster Switch.
Ma'am I'm from the Paperbag Patrolmen's Association and we've recieved a report of a recidivist paperbag in the neighborhood.
The perp is armed with a shoelace and quite dangerous. May I come in and take a look around? It would be for your own safety Ma'am.
Ah ha! Yes, just as I feared. Let me take care of this for you. It's all in the line of duty.
No, I don't think this bag will be bothering you any longer Ma'am.
If you have any tips about Forever Homes we'd appreciate hearing about them, seems to be some sort of code for the gang. An underground railway of safe houses.
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And may I say that is some very nice knitting you have, Ma'am?
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