Don't listen to Verizon Wireless. Reports of my death have been greatly exagerated.
Now if I can convince THEM of that. We're in to the 3rd month of early termination charges, (which were doubled because _ because … because … because … I guess I wasn't dead enough for them the 1st time? Nope. Happy to help.) taxes, credits, charges, taxes, credits, taxes on the credits (huh?).
It's fairly amusing to have my (non-existant) 2nd phone line cut off due to death, because I don't have a 2nd phone line and I am … wait for it … Not Dead Yet. Mind you - at no time was my actual primary and only cell phone shut down. This seems to be Data Breach and possible Identity Fraud. Considering spelling "funny" FTC&FCC from now on.
Whew, makes me paranoid about re-watching "Brazil" last night.
They won't give their customer services personels last names out - but I bet it's Kafka.
I want to get up and dance around.